Thursday, October 13, 2011

I Wear A Tin Foil Hat

            I love conspiracy theories. I don't believe I'm alone in that either. Most people probably wont admit to the fact, but I've never been one to follow what others do.

            JFK had Marilyn Monroe killed. That will probably never be proven, especially as since more time goes by, the more god-like Kennedy becomes to a lot of Americans. However, Kennedy was the Bill Clinton of his day and would screw anything female. He had wanted to outdo his Dad in every respect, the bootlegger and stock manipulator Joe Kennedy. The elder Kennedy had an ongoing affair with Gloria Swanson, the sex symbol of that generation. Monroe slept with anything male so the couple were a perfect match. While her dalliance with Kennedy was ongoing, she was also carrying on with Frank Sinatra and several mob bosses. It became a matter of “national security,” don't you feel safer?

            LBJ is a party to the Kennedy assassination. Johnson wanted to be President and had fought hard for the nomination in 1960 only to have it stolen by that “rich kid.” He had been picked as the running mate largely because of his predilection for stealing elections. He was laughingly called  “Landslide Lyndon “ by his constituents. But Kennedy was going to drop Johnson from the ticket in 1964. The Texan was an embarrassment to the administration. Johnson knew that without the Kennedy name behind, he would never get to the top of the ticket. So he hushed up and rushed through the investigation so as to bury the truth.

            Gerald Ford is part of two of biggest news events in the second half of the twentieth century. Ford was part of the Warren Commission They are the ones who investigated the “conspiracy” behind Kennedy assassination. For the rest of his life, Ford not only said he believed, but would fiercely defend the findings of the “lone gunman” and the “magic bullet.” Ford was also part of the Watergate story as he was chosen by Nixon to replace the discredited Agnew in 1973 and then became President with Nixon's resignation in 1974. Was Ford offered a deal, I'll pick you, you pardon me? It certainly sounds like a deal was at least hinted at . Ford admits in his autobiography A Time to Heal that he had a meeting with General Alexander Haig,Nixon's Chief of Staff on August 1 and was asked if he would be in favor of a pardon for the President if he were to resign. That is the closest Ford ever came to admitting anything.

            I believe Yoko Ono had John Lennon killed. The couple had been having marital problems for the last five years before his death. John had a mistress and had had one through much of the marriage. John was divorcing her and moving on with his life. She knew the weight of being the former Mrs. John Lennon wouldn't amount to a lot of publicity for her ever continuing need for the public eye (remember Cynthia Lennon, John's first wife, I rest my case).

            Lastly, Bill Clinton is NOT the father of Chelsea. No one would argue that the Clinton's have had a political marriage for many years, but I contend it was always that way. Both of them married the other to achieve political goals, Hillary wanted to be President. She still does. But she knew with Bill's charisma and her brains, she could get him into the White House, and then maybe herself. What did Bill need? Bill needed to be perceived as a normal married guy. But part of the picture of normal married guy is a child. Bill had his affairs, Hillary had hers, the result of one of those said affairs was Chelsea Clinton. The father of Chelsea? Vince Foster, the white house staffer who committed suicide in the park shortly after the Clintons took office. The world would have known the truth about Chelsea and would have seen the sham that is the Clintons.

            Oh, yeah, and Elvis is dead.