OFFICIAL STATEMENT FOLLOWING:
My fellow Americans,
I am declaring today, my fellow kinsmen, that I will no longer accept the yolk
of the white mantel. For far too long, my chaps and lassies, we have accepted
the ‘white’ be it on job applications or in discussions via social media. The America of tomorrow is the Hyphenated
States of America and is filled with African-Americans, Asian Americans,
Chinese Americans, and Mexican
Americans, there is no room in the America of tomorrow for white, therefore as
of today, I urge my fellow pigmently-challenged kinsmen, to refer to yourself as a Anglo
American.
I also demand that,
to begin immediately, Actress Betty White change her name to Betty
Anglo-American, that Disney change its movie title to Snow Anglo-American and
the Seven Vertically Challenged Individuals.
More demands will be
coming as needed.
END OF STATEMENT
